"Yuk, woman serving had filthy finger nails. Had to eat fish with the tiniest wooden fork. Chips were half cooked and tasted frozen. Rip off"
"Really cheap rooms if you book online in advance."
"Wear loose clothes, this place desperately needs air-con in the viewing room."
"They put too much cheese on the fresh made pizzas, they don't cook properly. Ask them to go easy and they taste quite nice."