"Do not be black while ordering here. Been waiting for my to go Cuban sandwich and fries for 18 min. Read that again. It would be shite service even if I wasn’t the only one waiting for an order."
"Be sure to get a seat with full view of the bar so you can see it all go down."
"Absolutely. Under no circumstances. Should you touch my drum set!"
"Don't stomp around with no regard for your neighbors. Especially on the 5th floor."
"Buy a helicopter during the mixer."
"They pour the best Guinness in Georgia! It's been proven."