"Beware of the swarm of flies. Kinda gross during lunch."
"Just moved to a nice location on 9th and Washington Blvd. I've been going here for over a year and have gotten a great haircut every time!"
"They sell Emerson, Benchmade, and Spyderco knives. Awesome!"
"Be sure to tip Lopo at least $10!"
"Stop in and say hello to Mr. and Mrs. Fowler! Play some Black Ops!"