"Picking up donuts and icing going to California. Solo. Yum Dohhhnuts. Miss my co driver."
"GPS don't take Freeport Rd. Put in 90 Beta Rd Harmar Pa next time"
"This place was off the hook. Get the spicy sauce. Two ppl can share one but I see some ppl doing them personal pizzas."
"No alcohol. One poker table they probably never open. Go to Route 66 casino instead."
"Why am I not the mayor still"
"This is one of those facilities you leave doors closed in the dock and freight magically gets loaded double check temp setting on Bills"