"Watch out for dumb ghetto bitches pushing their strollers into people."
"Don't let the orange "sale" prices fool you on the TOMs and Rainbow sandals. The TOMs are the same price at Nordstroms and you can find the Rainbows cheaper elsewhere too."
"Fresh pastries, high end espresso beans, and competitive prices... what more could you want?"
"Melissa is a great bartender... tip her well!"
"The Spicy Chicken is way better than the regular."