"Do not go inside of this location on a Saturday. The people here are rude, inexperienced and slow."
"Talk to your Genius Bar service rep, tell them exactly what you need. If there's any question about a manufacturer defect- discuss it with them. They've replace 2 iPhones for me no-questions-asked..."
"Security line is LONG, leave over an hour to get through it. Also, if you're checking any "special items" give another hour plus. Ugh."
"2 mimosas and the "hash breakfast" is a good start to any day."
"You MUST try the SAZARAC it's Billie rye, st George absinthe, bitters n something else."