"Best espresso in downtown."
"Try a Dragonmead Final Absolution on draft, a Michigan-brewed Belgian Trippel for only $4 a pint."
"Stop in every Tuesday from 4-7 and see Mr Rodney Marx for a tasty beverage and free smiles."
"Try a Short's Magician Ale on draft - a delicious London red ale."
"Try the Triple Spicy Roll"
"The crawfish & shrimp gumbo will make your day and clear your sinuses."