"Always slow as hell. 20 minute wait times for simple things like malts and shakes."
"Watch it! Gavin beats off in his back yard! Don't look unless you're a priest or Jim Ogle!"
"Welcome to the Death Star!"
"Skip the shitty cardboard pizza and eat at Breadeaux's instead! Two blocks west on 8th Street."
"Skip the shitty pizza at Lentz Express and eat here. Fresh & made-from-scratch flavors make this Horton's best pizzeria."
"This is anything but "fast" food. This place needs a Slow Kids Playing sign."