Lisa Hilmes

"This is the best place to buy you Christmas gifts because you can get them wrapped for free!"

"If you go on a Sunday, wait til 2pm or later."

"If you remove pictures from the house, they'll mysteriously reappear."

"Tie your towels down unless you want to give em to the fishes"

"The Enchiladas Jalisco came with only red sauce. I was expecting red, white and green sauce."

"Careful where you park; the trees like to drop their branches everywhere"