"Drunken noodles is a fave. But it is really spicy. They don't mess around."
"Check in when you're at Macy's and you get a discount - saved me $60!"
"Don't bring more than you plan to lose."
"Get to class early or you may have to climb under tables to get to an open chair."
"Cannot wait to move out. This place should be torn down."
"Watch out for box elder bugs... rampant"