"Their coffee is good. Food wise, they don't serve anything other than a handful of pastries."
"There's no free WiFi... be prepared to pay an arm and a leg!"
"Brace for rapid acceleration upon entering the elevator."
"The elevators in Rogers Hall now have announcements made by Portal's GLaDOS."
"watch out for angry elderly women during rush hour. They'll push, shove, elbow, kick and more to get a seat over you."