"FANTASTIC! Our little Dopey kitten had some serious medical issues and everyone was so kind and informative about what was happening."
"P8! Best sandwich ever!"
"Karaoke at Wednesdays 10pm! Always a fun time! Cone out and sing!"
"All size crickets are $1 a dozen! Cheaper than Petsmart! Buy local!"
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"This is how bacon os supposed to be. The fries they blend so perfectly. Dayum dayum dayum!"