"Slowest Burger King in the history of the world."
"Hands down the worst airline I've ever flown."
"This is a clean, well-stocked CVS with a fantastic cosmetics section that's not too claustrophobic feeling."
"Screw Yards; everything about this place is better!"
"Take a shower after you go here. Seriously."
"Drink mediocre beer and eat mediocre food."