"Try the tacos! And the bathrooms! Can't be beat"
"Come for happy hour brunch til 11:30 on weekends. Delish food for $2 a plate."
"...all you tall-ies, watch your heads"
"Dude, this is not CLUB22601. This is totes an imposter location. Don't get mixed up in the riffraff that is trying to promote this whack immitation."
"This place is hardcore. Even rowdy on a Monday."