"$2 to vacuum your car. Air and water available, too."
"Family-operated, family-friendly, large portions!"
"My kid just stepped in your dog's shit. Please scoop the poop."
"Delish pizza! Greek salad does not come with Greek olives or Greek dressing, but there's plenty of feta."
"Rent from the counter rather than online for more flexibility with rates. Extremely friendly and helpful staff. Located on SR 16."