"I don't think my clothes/curtains have ever been so clean in my life."
"Don't park in 1 hour parking if you're selling. Very slow service."
"Several buttons on the juke box are broken, play at your own risk."
"Get the Mac and Cheese."
"One of the only 24 hour, 365 day pharmacies in Portland."
"Couches in back are great for making craigslist transactions."