"The sound system here is DERTY."
"I have a huge crush on Tokuyama. I love the way he touches my hair with his magic hands and makes me feel beautiful 😍"
"Best banh mi spot around town... Like sex between a baguette."
"String beans and tomatoes cost me $10.95????? Wtf. ABSURDITY!"
"Always smells like a mix of feet, cheap perfume and McDonald's."