"Miles behind the bar is a rockstar!!! Love him. Can I get a map to my room next time. The hallways are never ending."
"Random chic leaving random tips on my office. To funny. Lol. Who left the gate open?"
"I can't believe Jaime isn't the mayor here!!!"
"I got me a Chrysler it's as big as a whale and it's about to set sail!"
"The containers they use are keepers. Perfect for everyday leftovers."
"Kwame is not my friend. He will never be mayor. Never!"