"Wear your sandals from the hut to the beach! The cats use the path as a litter box."
"Prueba la tropicolada que esta para tomarsela toda"
"Try the kobe meatballs.. Booooomb!"
"Jacuzzi heater turns off at sunset :("
"Make an appt with Jim.. I assure you will not be disappointed!"
"Cantinpalo is always a must try"