"Dont get the clams on monday night"
"Bring cash and have them bring out the manager for better pricing."
"Transfer at newkirk for the b? Think again! The q might just leave before the b :("
"If you need a sewing kit, just call housekeeping. Remember to ask for a scissor too!"
"They charge $2 per head to serve your self bought birthday cake! And they allow a maximum of 3 credit cards per table."