"Don't pay the $5 for the wifi. It works for 5 seconds then laughs at you for the remaining 25 while it doesn't work. Infuriating!"
"Best ceviche on south beach! Take it to south pointe park for a picnic."
"$3 off if you check in on Facebook!"
"Bonus: There's always white wine in the fridge. Always."
"If you like tequila try the el diablo, or the Mexican firing squad!"