"My family likes to write fake names on the cards you leave with your food. We use a different theme every time; Characters from Buffy The Vampire Slayer, the Beatles, Pioneers of Rap."
"Experience the Fire Shot. Experienced drinkers and spicy food aficianados only."
"Big Mike has a real gift with technology. He's made our computers run much faster and has gotten rid of all our viruses. I was impressed with both his skill and his reasonable prices."
"The snakebites (cream cheese and jalapenos wrapped inside strips of sirloin) are awesome!"
"Deep fried lobster tail on a stick. Try it, you'll like it!"
"The lobster ravioli is sinful."