"Need a quick haircut? KELSEY has you covered. She was fantastic and lovely to talk to."
"The deep dish here is fantastic! Take it from a Chicago guy. Service is bar none---but you have to get past the host first! When you arrive, be sure to ask for the Chach. He'll blow you away!"
"Über is amazing. Period."
"Avoid Metro at all costs. It's a joke. DC is one city I'd rather sit in traffic over stuck on a banked train without working HVAC that I've paid half-my salary too in fares."
"Don't wear a sweater here...it's always so hot in this office! Oh, and check out Mike's Cafe for lunch."