"These guys are the best!"
"Don't brush your teeth first! Makes beer icky"
"The speed limit is 18. Why you ask? No idea."
"Don't pet pumpkin when his tail is swishing. He's not happy, he's evil."
"Sit alone at the bar. Type intensely on your phone for 5 min. Suddenly giggle. The whole other side of the bar will ask what happened. Love it!!!!"
"Have you ever had a bum come in and yell at you?!? It's happened once to me but that only gives this place more character."