"There were *grasshoppers* all over one of the aisles... dozens of them... and the clerk didn't seem to care. Nasty!"
"I've never had to wait very long, and all the doctors are fantastic with kids!"
"The staff is rude, and the dr has a God complex, but is apparently good at what he does."
"Best milkshakes in Phoenix. Get them with just custard, not shake mix. Mmmmm!"
"Best chips and hot sauce in the valley! You can order a "large cup of hot sauce", and they give it to you in one of the really big soda cups"