"Wasnt me, i wasnt working that day. Silly how we all look the same under black hats, so i get someone elses foursquare bullshit comment directed at me"
"be nice to the girl with pink hair :)"
"be nice to the girl with pink hair."
"A gorgonzla and pear salad makes a delicious and (relatively speaking) cost-effective lunch. Be sure to ask for the asiago breadsticks from the bar; if theyre freshly made, theyre delicious!"
"play "name that tune" with the guys that walk around blasting their own theme music from their cell phones"