"As soon as she dies, I'm gonna become a civil engineer. I'm gonna design septic tanks for playgrounds. Little kids can take shits! You idiot, what the hell do you do?"
"It's okay. My sandwich was missing the sauce, and it was cold. The ranch dressing is good though."
"So good! The owner and his wife are so sweet too."
"Slowest employees on earth."
"Greek burger is on point!"