"Great homilies. MU students, don't be afraid to sit still and listen. Also don't text, talk, or cuddle with your BF during mass please."
"Try a group fitness class with Jacky. She is fierce and fabulous!"
"You can set up an advising appointment by emailing Liz at gordonea@muohio.edu or Kira at newmankn@muohio.edu!"
"You can see how much time is left on your laundry just by going online!"
"Missing your favorite channels? Upgrade your cable or watch tv in the TV lounge!"