"Incredibly rude woman at ticket box office. So much for Texas hospitality."
"Try to snag a table outside on the deck next to the waterfall. Very relaxing."
"Old Fashioned Cream Pie. Not as good as my grandma's "sugar cream" pie, but definitely DEE-licious! Order it warmed."
"Servers tend to cater to the locals first and prepare their orders first. I now hold off on my tip until when and how I'm served."
"Beware of the Siamese cat!"
"The Keurig coffee machine!"