""We never close" except late night Tuesdays. Thanks."
"A small pizza is enough for two! Fantastic crust, and the service is good!"
"The one called "Mom" is an excellent cook and a grand storyteller!"
"Try the fresh banana cream cheesecake! It's amazing! Plus you're surrounded by the Eye of Sauron!"
"Only the most awesome mom ever! Try her cooking, it's AMAZING!"
"Best sushi in the desert!"