"Peg it up or get a jameson on the rocks so you may jizz yourself"
"Find the bartender Max, tell him you've crushed a Mega, then rage..."
"Drunken Noodles with Chicken never fails"
"Wow that shrimp cocktail sauce is HOT"
"The girls walking around the West Virginia section are hot so Let's Go Mountaineers...keep em around for the weekend"