"This location doesn't serve any wraps or other hot breakfast pastries. :("
"The receptionist is wearing so much perfume that I can barely breathe. When did this become okay in medical offices?"
"I kinda love this place, but the new girl at the register (handling money), just put her dirty hands all over my chips. Then she started sucking on her fingers. Yuck!"
"Free filtered water for cyclists and great bike racks!"
"It stinks in here today!"
"Lunch was great until the waitress made fun of me for eating my carrot garnish. Huh?"