"Hold onto your valuables. Zombies everywhere. #Canadians"
"Look out for trolls and zombies. They like to steal."
"Just a weird shell plain and simple. Not to mention the weird characters that seem to frequent it lol."
"Only the girl who works here can do the Shell Rewards with ease. It's an adventure with anybody else."
"Delivery drivers amazing and polite, not to mention timely. $3 meatball sandwiches on Mondays. Great deep dish, just ask The Reader."