"Bartender was a doucher to gickle"
"Don't get breakfast here. Ordered 2 sandwiches an got 1 and they have the smallest ice coffees ive ever seen, huge rip off"
"Careful! A black kid lives here "
"The longer you leave it in, the faster it goes."
"Idk why there are gay cricket paddles in the picture must be where the rugby team spanks each other"