"Great food good people lots of drinks."
"The whiting is crazy good! It'll make your tongue slap your teeth outta your mouth."
"When sleeping over always remember to choose the first guest bedroom to the right. The tempurpedic bed is like sleeping on a cloud"
"When you are asked to choose a dip... Chipotle honey mustard. You can't go wrong. :)"
"When over... If Otto the man/dog of the house is around. Do NOT make any sudden movements or you may lose a toe."
"With the salesman, just say "listen Im related to an owner... I'll never need to buy" Makes it end a little faster"