"Citrus black iced tea is made by the gods"
"Sweet baby Jesus the Redskin sandwich is life-changing"
"Don't even attempt to use the wi-fi or go upstairs without a parka"
"You can use empty classrooms and meeting rooms when there are no tables and study spots available (especially during exam season)"
"Upstairs is a great study spot. And the wi-fi password is Espresso!"