"Substitute the grilled chicken for crispy chicken in the Caesar salad and you'll be in heaven!"
"I loved the beach club the most...then one day I added bacon and my life changed forever!"
"Bring your own wine bottles down to The Reel Bar and they'll open them for you!"
"Being your own wine bottles down and they'll open them for you!"
"Jacuzzi is nice and warm! If it's too cold for the beach, you should 'chill' there!"
"Bottomless holy water fountain every time the black chick is home!"