"They burned my eyebrows during a wax. Won't go back."
"Jacqueline is the best server ever!! Great dinner!!"
"So good! Dietary friendly options, or the chef will change some items to accommodate. Really great food!!!"
"Yikes! It was hot, the ceiling was leaking, and my friend got an upset stomach and threw up before even leaving the restaurant!"
"All these machines talking to me in the parking lot this early in the morning... I just want to go to cycle class!"