"Dos palabras: Coco. Loco."
"Now the official home of the LSU Alumni Association DC Chapter!"
"Haven't had a bad cut here, don't care who it is cutting the hair!"
"Best haircut of your life! Camillo's a funny guy. All of them are good but won't mind if you wait for a particular barber."
"Half tirimasu half oreo...fantastic!"
"Big Wreck, on Wheat with everything on it. And LOVING the Zapp's! A great taste of home."