"Best chicken chow mein I've ever had!"
"Wear layers! You will be freezing...or boiling..."
"Cheap gallo Rose and haribo!"
"Great service and absolutely delicious food!"
"Pray that you don't end up living below a stomping hippo"
"Burgers are 2-4-1 on Tuesdays, although definitely worth full price! Huge and tasty!!!"