"You are a criminal upon entry, but the ATMs are walk up only, compromising your safety, not the bank's!"
"Go late at night and avoid the overwhelming amount of screaming children and fat lazy people in scooters."
"I absolutely dread ever needing to come here. Rude workers and ghetto ass customers."
"Beware of unending road destruction"
"Best corporate microwaved 'Italian' food ever"
"Best corporate microwaved 'Italian' food ever"