"Very poor customer service. This restaurant looks like a house. Waiter took my order and never came back."
"Great selection of clothes."
"Everytime I come in, all these n00bs try to get me to reserve every video game. stfu, fgts."
"Came in for the McRib, left with McChorro."
"Good food, but it really burns my buns when they charge a fee for debit and for ranch. Really now, we're in the 21st century. A dollar for debit is ridiculous."