"Dude just... Ergh... Cut your losses already"
"I'm an abandoned spook centre, full to the brim with the ghosts of a millionaires shattered dreams."
"Home of the whiskey a go go"
"If you dream of sleeping in a closet ... BOOM BABY!! You found your dream hotel."
"TIKI IS THE MAYOR OF MY HEART ❤️"
"SO THIS IS WHERE YOU SNEEK OFF TOO TO HAVE A CIGARETTE DYA!!"