"Almost comically bad service. Don't go here."
"Still the best restaurant in Metro Detroit, by far."
"Like a Holiday Inn, but much more expensive. At least it's very close to the Festival Theatre."
"Used to be faster crossing here than in Windsor. Not anymore. What happened?"
"Very comfortable hotel with great, friendly staff."
"You could pay more for lunch, but you'll never find a patio with a better view."