"Sympathetic refresh recently, cleaned it up. Best football pub in the area."
"Super old school classic. Excellent meatballs."
"No matter how old I get I come here to feel like a proper grown up."
"Always ask for the analogue personal wifi chit."
"For when you want to go to a bar that feels like a bar that feels like a bar that could only exist in Seattle and feel like a beer that tastes like beer."
"Dripped secret sauce down forearm from Midnight Prawn Cuban."