"The Bloody Marys are fantastic!"
"Wednesday $5 steak night! It's pretty darned tasty!"
"Beware the kids living in apt 102 - they're super loud and obnoxious."
"Suncrest Drive: Where everyone knows your name!"
"Chili cheese fries are amazing! I practically lived on them in high school."
"Service is always slow, so make sure to designate enough time. But the food is excellent!"