"Solid baristas. Anyone who says otherwise is too cool for school. And as everyone knows, school is cool. If you think you're too cool, you aren't."
"Protect your soul, because this place will try to steal it!!"
"The Dougie Deluxe, all the way. I'd take a picture, but I already cleaned my plate."
"Overpriced. Small portions. Delicious."
"YOU leave a tip! Best servers in town! Be generous to them!! "
"Try the Clover! It's crazy good!"