"Bartender with the tattoos up his neck is a prick. Very poor customer service. Probably a tad on the "I don't like that race" type of guy." Sorry...I ain't sorry."
"It's that time...this is why I love Friday's!!!"
"Great for a nice run with your dog!!"
"Make sure you come through with some rum or Tequila. It's La K's drink of choice!"
"Watch that azz full bitch KD, she may ask you to take her somewhere..."