"Don't believe the hype on the pit master fat. It's grease from the smoke pit described as "dip" for your bread. It's a bit like dipping bread in the grease trap under your grill. Artichokes nuf said"
"Check out a tube...literally and float dat trinity...beers are some of the best in the city. Don't miss out...never mind, you just missed out."
"Pork ribs. artichokes. Enjoy."
"Start your smores fire in early afternoon. That way you have at least 2 feet of burning hot coals to melt your chocolate when its finally smores time..."