"Darrin says: "Bone IN!""
"Kneel at the altar of science!!"
"The probe is too short. The tip needs to get deeper."
"Try the hugeness. It's delicious."
"I suppose it should be obvious, but elk bratwurst at a Mexican restaurant is a really bad idea. Don't do it."
"Food is ok, but the waitstaff is rude as hell. Sorry if I ruined your day by coming to eat here."